The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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