why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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