And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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