Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize