So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
