Porn is love you can see.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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