I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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