awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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