I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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