if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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