He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Boobs speak an international language.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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