I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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