it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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