Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just had sex on a roof
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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