she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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