That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Your penis caused this!
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