Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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