i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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