why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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