i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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