And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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