we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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