Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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