The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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