I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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