I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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