He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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