U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
