covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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