Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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