So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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