I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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