I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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