Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I need to calm my uterus...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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