Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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