So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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