hotel room ftw
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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