Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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