The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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