He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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