Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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