I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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