windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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