so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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