we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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