This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
