ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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