she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So squirting runs in the family.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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