quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize