then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
