yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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