scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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