he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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